| WHO | WHO |
| Lives next door | Lives across the street |
| Is my barber | Is my wife's hairdresser |
| teaches our children at school | Was our best man / ushers |
| Was our maid of honor / bridesmaids | Was the wedding photographer |
| Is the purchasing agent where I work | Gave our children swimming lessons this summer |
| WHO IS OUR | Are our babysitters parents |
| Milkman | Was my Army/Navy/Marine buddy |
| Mailman | The architect who drew up our house plans |
| Paperboy (parents) | Goes bowling with us |
| Dentist | Is president of the PTA |
| Physician | Was my wife's fraternity brothers (sorority sisters) |
| Minister | People we met camping |
| Florist | Credit Manager of the store where we shop |
| Lawyer | Is (my wife's) boss - or former boss |
| Insurance Agent | Are the people we work with |
| Accountant | Was old high school teacher/principal |
| Congressman | Repaired our T.V. |
| Pharmacist | Upholstered our couch |
| Veterinarian | Are the people we knew on our old jobs |
| Optometrist | Went with us to the races |
| WHO SOLD US OUR | Installed our telephone |
| House | Teaches ceramics / crafts |
| Car / tires | Owns a taxi service |
| Piano / Organ | Cuts our grass (parents) |
| Fishing tackle | Painted our house |
| T.V. / Stereo | Owns a pet shop |
| Suit / Ties / Shoes | Installed our refrigerator |
| Business Cards | Renewed my driver's license |
| Wedding Rings | Owns our apartment |
| Glasses / Contact Lenses | Is in Rotary, Lions, Kiwanis, etc |
| Vacuum Cleaner | Is on the board of directors with me |
| Boat | Is Jaycee President |
| Camper | Plays bridge / poker with me |
| Honda / Bicycle | Is in my wife's garden club |
| Living room furniture | Is in our book club |
| Typewriter / Adding Machine | Is my child's kindergarten/daycare/nursery teacher |
| Computer | Are the parents of my children's friends |
| Air Conditioner | Is a deacon in our church |
| Surfboard | Owns a slipcover, fabric or drapery business |
| Kitchen Appliances | Manages a ladies / mens salon - exercise facility |
| Riding lawnmower | Gave me a speeding / parking ticket |
| Luggage | Does our income taxes |
| Avon Products | Cleans our clothes |
| Mary Kaye Products | Hung our wallpaper |
| Tupperware | Taught our children driver's ed |
| Carpet | |
| WHO | WHO |
| Works with the rescue squad | Owns beach / mountain cottage where we vacationed |
| Sells us gasoline and services our car | Sold my wife her wig |
| Owns a nursery | Delivers Parcel Post Packages (UPS) |
| Works with exterminating/ pest control | Store's my wife's winter coat |
| Sells ice cream in the neighborhood | Owns or manages the jewelry store downtown |
| Sells aluminum awnings | Works for a travel agency |